Huge, floppy, mangina.
Journal Entry: Sun Aug 10, 2008, 6:56 PM
- Mood:
Screwed
Pocky and I have epic story adventures.
On a beautiful Saturday morning
Maya decided it was time
to start her daily ritual
by taking off her penis.
Suddenly, Phoenix walked in and
shit a litter of puppies
which wore adorable little cravats
but low and behold, Pearls
flew in through the roof
and had bunnies attack random
flailing puppies that toppled over
and fell through the toliet.
Phoenix yelled, "HOLY HAM ON
CHEESE STICKS! THAT'S ONE HUGE
BIRD THAT JUST CRASHED IN!"
Dr Tran, Being all american,
arrived on the scene immediately
claiming he lost his shoes
to Gant on the way.
Klavier and Apollo happened through
and gasped when they saw
Maya holding her penis, Phoenix
choking on his spit, Pearl
wearing underwear on her head,
and Dr. Tran eating Twinkies.
Klavier was amazed at how
attractive Dr. Tran looked snarfing
down Maya's detachable penis hungrily
Apollo saw Klavier's sneaky glances
and took off with Phoenix's
hobo hat to hide his
growing....erm, affection for Klavier's
delicious and talented man fingers.
Phoenix and Maya quickly ran
to the nearest burger joint
only to find Apollo rolling
in his soiled Pokemon boxers
Yelling IT'S PIKACHU at women
"That's a Koffing, you dumbass,"
Phoenix stated, after yanking off
his pants to itch his
huge, floppy, mangina. Pearls soared
like a nugget with wings
and bombed the British for
their bags of tea. Edgeworth
jumped outta the jeep, yelling
"EVERYONE, GET IN THE CHOPPER!"
So, everyone hopped into the
super gay train to Funkytown
which was really Tunatown! "GOOD
GODOT," cried a sexy Hispanic
midgit with three extra thumbs.
TO BE CONTINUED?...
Oh crap there's school tomorrow. O_______________O
Devious Comments
It's no problem, really. My friend told me about it, so I read it, and it was super cute n__n
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DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT GRANDCHILDREN!!!!
Thanks for faving my Firefly story on fanfiction.net. I really appreciate it. n_n
I thought I'd check out your dA, since you had a link to it. 83
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DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT GRANDCHILDREN!!!!
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"Fruit don't talk. .... Fruit just listens, and waits."
Squawk back? ._.
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Found it! Right by the coffee, as I thought but why is the coffee under the chair ?
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Found it! Right by the coffee, as I thought but why is the coffee under the chair ?
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The best ninja are gay ninja. Just like lawyers. Then guess why Edgeworth is the Perfect Prosecutor. And why Sasuke is so strong. Mmh.
sasu
"Don't you wish your lawyer was hot like me?"
Sure I wish, Edgey.
I posted the link to the jacuzzi fic in my freewebs.
KJGFD YOUR WEBCAM
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Happy Ending?..........HAPPY ENDING!!!
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*bijarr: nicole you are as straight as a rainbow
*bijarr: curving over two guys doing it
also if you wanna credit anyone for the image in your icon you can credit ~bluefox, she photoshopped the image for me XD
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*bijarr: nicole you are as straight as a rainbow
*bijarr: curving over two guys doing it
XD
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bitches don't know 'bout my bitches.
:icongotchaplz1::icongotchaplz2::icongotchaplz3:
:icongotchaplz4::icongotchaplz5::icongotchaplz6:
[link]
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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
I ATE CHILDRE BEFORE I CAM Ya'll GOBBLE GOBBLE -dies- XDDDDD
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bitches don't know 'bout my bitches.
:icongotchaplz1::icongotchaplz2::icongotchaplz3:
:icongotchaplz4::icongotchaplz5::icongotchaplz6:
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bitches don't know 'bout my bitches.
:icongotchaplz1::icongotchaplz2::icongotchaplz3:
:icongotchaplz4::icongotchaplz5::icongotchaplz6:
JA?
NA GUT.
JA!
[link]
[link]
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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
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Beware the quiet ones...
[link]
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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
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bitches don't know 'bout my bitches.
:icongotchaplz1::icongotchaplz2::icongotchaplz3:
:icongotchaplz4::icongotchaplz5::icongotchaplz6:
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