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~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets:

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Huge, floppy, mangina.

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 10, 2008, 6:56 PM
  • Mood: Screwed
Pocky and I have epic story adventures.

On a beautiful Saturday morning
Maya decided it was time
to start her daily ritual
by taking off her penis.
Suddenly, Phoenix walked in and
shit a litter of puppies
which wore adorable little cravats
but low and behold, Pearls
flew in through the roof
and had bunnies attack random
flailing puppies that toppled over
and fell through the toliet.
Phoenix yelled, "HOLY HAM ON
CHEESE STICKS! THAT'S ONE HUGE
BIRD THAT JUST CRASHED IN!"
Dr Tran, Being all american,
arrived on the scene immediately
claiming he lost his shoes
to Gant on the way.
Klavier and Apollo happened through
and gasped when they saw
Maya holding her penis, Phoenix
choking on his spit, Pearl
wearing underwear on her head,
and Dr. Tran eating Twinkies.
Klavier was amazed at how
attractive Dr. Tran looked snarfing
down Maya's detachable penis hungrily
Apollo saw Klavier's sneaky glances
and took off with Phoenix's
hobo hat to hide his
growing....erm, affection for Klavier's
delicious and talented man fingers.
Phoenix and Maya quickly ran
to the nearest burger joint
only to find Apollo rolling
in his soiled Pokemon boxers
Yelling IT'S PIKACHU at women
"That's a Koffing, you dumbass,"
Phoenix stated, after yanking off
his pants to itch his
huge, floppy, mangina. Pearls soared
like a nugget with wings
and bombed the British for
their bags of tea. Edgeworth
jumped outta the jeep, yelling
"EVERYONE, GET IN THE CHOPPER!"
So, everyone hopped into the
super gay train to Funkytown
which was really Tunatown! "GOOD
GODOT," cried a sexy Hispanic
midgit with three extra thumbs.


TO BE CONTINUED?...

Oh crap there's school tomorrow. O_______________O

Devious Information

  • Current Age: For your pleasuring since Jan. 3rd, 1992.
  • Current Residence: Behind your shower curtain, watching you pee.
  • Interests: Phoenix Wright. Arrow Smashing. Friends. Sports. Sillyness.
  • Favourite movie: Pride & Prejudice, Hairspray, Howl's Moving Castle, and Whisper of the Heart.
  • Favourite genre of music: Techno, Dancing kinda music, Rockish kinda music
  • Favourite style of art: Photography/Paintings, usually expressive.
  • Skin of choice: babies.
  • Favourite game: Gyakuen Saiban, DDR, and Tetris.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Betty

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~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: 5 days 10 hours ago
Whoa. This is new C:

It's no problem, really. My friend told me about it, so I read it, and it was super cute n__n

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DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT GRANDCHILDREN!!!!
*Eisha-Suiiki:iconEisha-Suiiki: 5 days 14 hours ago
Hello there, it's Eisha NaI! c:

Thanks for faving my Firefly story on fanfiction.net. I really appreciate it. n_n

I thought I'd check out your dA, since you had a link to it. 83
~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: Aug 11, 2008, 5:20:48 PM
oh, not at all c:

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DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT GRANDCHILDREN!!!!
~Kero-Kero-Cola:iconKero-Kero-Cola: Aug 9, 2008, 11:52:45 PM
D8 I tags you! I hope you don't mind. 8D :heart:

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"Fruit don't talk. .... Fruit just listens, and waits."
~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: Jul 15, 2008, 8:19:01 PM
WELL THANKS :D
Squawk back? ._.

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“Found it! Right by the coffee, as I thought…but why is the coffee under the chair…?”
~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: Jul 1, 2008, 7:01:35 PM
ABER NA KLAR<3

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“Found it! Right by the coffee, as I thought…but why is the coffee under the chair…?”
~Aori:iconAori: Jul 1, 2008, 6:02:26 PM
wheeeeeee thanks for watch! <3

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:heart:narumitsu:heart:

The best ninja are gay ninja. Just like lawyers. Then guess why Edgeworth is the Perfect Prosecutor. And why Sasuke is so strong. Mmh.

sasu:heart:naru

"Don't you wish your lawyer was hot like me?"
Sure I wish, Edgey.
~pockyy:iconpockyy: Jun 16, 2008, 3:43:47 PM
hey hey hey
I posted the link to the jacuzzi fic in my freewebs.

KJGFD YOUR WEBCAM
~Happytreefriends71:iconHappytreefriends71: Jun 1, 2008, 5:16:32 PM
random Deviant....squawk..

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Happy Ending?..........HAPPY ENDING!!!:excited:


:heart: My Fakemon[link]:heart:
*bunkun:iconbunkun: Jun 1, 2008, 2:42:37 PM
sorry, I forgot the hyphen...it's *Blue-Fox!

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*bijarr: nicole you are as straight as a rainbow
*bijarr: curving over two guys doing it
*bunkun:iconbunkun: Jun 1, 2008, 2:41:40 PM
hello, thanks for the +watch! :blowkiss:

also if you wanna credit anyone for the image in your icon you can credit ~bluefox, she photoshopped the image for me XD

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*bijarr: nicole you are as straight as a rainbow
*bijarr: curving over two guys doing it
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~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: Apr 27, 2008, 6:36:09 AM
Auf Englisch: But of course :3

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~rockongrl12:iconrockongrl12: Mar 25, 2008, 9:38:16 AM
Check it out, check it out!
[link]

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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
~rockongrl12:iconrockongrl12: Mar 25, 2008, 7:05:59 AM
XD XD XD XD

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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
~oddrikku12:iconoddrikku12: Mar 20, 2008, 3:39:32 PM
Was? Ich verstehe du nicht.
~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: Mar 18, 2008, 6:40:51 PM
DFHDGFHF
I ATE CHILDRE BEFORE I CAM Ya'll GOBBLE GOBBLE -dies- XDDDDD

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~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: Mar 18, 2008, 6:40:26 PM
Aber na klar. 8D

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bitches don't know 'bout my bitches.
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~oddrikku12:iconoddrikku12: Mar 18, 2008, 6:34:09 PM
DU BIST MEINE FREUNDIN.

JA?

NA GUT.

JA!
~rockongrl12:iconrockongrl12: Mar 14, 2008, 5:25:00 PM
[link]
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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
*TibodinJay:iconTibodinJay: Mar 4, 2008, 11:15:04 PM
Thanks for the visit. I hope you found something you enjoyed :D

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Beware the quiet ones...
~rockongrl12:iconrockongrl12: Jan 22, 2008, 2:42:40 PM
You must see this. :]
[link]

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"For we have reached the place of which I spoke,
where you will see the miserable people,
those who have lost the good of intellect."
-Dante's Inferno
~RainyStreets:iconRainyStreets: Jan 4, 2008, 7:51:47 PM
AWWWW, thanks! 8D

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bitches don't know 'bout my bitches.
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